Thursday, 9 February 2017
5 BORING PLAYERS YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO GO OUT WITH
Being a top class footballer, you
are practically a celebrity whose
personal and professional life is
immensely followed by the
paparazzi.
Football has given us a lot of
eccentric character over the years
like Antonio Cassano, Paolo Di Canio,
Mario Balotelli and Ronaldinho and
there are just some who are not
interesting to follow.
For these footballers, the best way to
hang and have fun is alien to their
peers and even their fans. Checkout
five footballer you as a jaiye jaiye fan
must never hang out with;
1. Javier Zanetti
The former Inter Milan defender is
not one for social events. Rumour has
it that upon realising that there was
no gym in the Istanbul hotel in which
he was staying, he used his wife as a
barbell. Worse still, he went for a run
before the reception on his wedding
day!
Former Inter Milan captain Javier
Zanetti
2. James Milner
There is no better way of describing
boring than having a parody account
named after you. The Liverpool
assistant captain is so boring that you
never hear him go to clubs to talk to
ladies.
I just said to Emre Can Do you
realise we've only won 1 game in
2017? He said Yes, it's shocking. I
said It is shocking. He said I know.
8:05 PM - 8 Feb 2017
727 2,513
Boring James Milner
@BoringMilner
Milner has a parody account on
twitter named "Boring James
Milner". The Englishman is reputed
to be a dullard but Jurgen Klopp
refuses that claim.
According to Klopp, Milner is found
boring "maybe it's because he's had
the same haircut since he was at
Leeds!"
3. Xavi Hernandez
The former Barcelona captain is not
retired (for those who think he is).
Xavi is so boring, he looks boring
with his lazy eyes.
He never passes as someone who
loves to club and spends his freetime
picking mushrooms.
during one appearance on Spanish
TV, Xavi showed off his 'impressive'
knowledge by correctly guessing the
names of every mushroom shown to
him.
Xavi in action against Manchester United
4. Jordan Henderson
Yes he has been caught hanging out
at night but Henderson is as boring
as the way he plays. Henderson
doesn't drink and rarely goes out.
Even Henderson admits that he
doesn't even have any exciting
pastimes. "I am a bit boring," he has
confessed. "I stay in and watch TV."
BORING!
Henderson is Liverpool captain
5. Lionel Messi
Then to our most boring
player...Lionel Messi. Yes he has
tattoos and sometimes takes alcohol
but for someone regarded as the
greatest footballer ever, Messi does
not pump the adrenaline outside the
football pitch.
Lionel Messi
He doesn't club and has very few
friends in and outside football.
According to rumours, the Barcelona
and Argentina spends half his
sleeping and staying indoors with his
two kids.
To tell you how boring Messi is,
Argentine-born model, Xoana
Gonzalez claims to have bedded the
Barcelona star and described it as
‘having s** with a dead body’.
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